Thursday, June 19, 2014

Porn with a Plot-- Followed by Foot in Mouth


I made it all the way up to P for the Blogging From A-Z Challenge!

Today I am talking about Porn with a Plot. My husband and I will watch some porn together from time to time. More so when we first moved in together as money was tight and we were just thrilled we were alone all the time and could watch porn if we wanted.

It can kind of bore me, as I really like to read my porn, not watch it. I do happen to like porn with a plot. You know those soft core movies on cable premium channels late at night? Not really for porn reasons, although, seeing boobs and watching people have sex will turn me on. I actually just love the stupid plots, the horrible acting, and the music, oh dear god the music!

My husband will record them because they're usually on at like 3am and I am long asleep by then, so we end up with a DVR full of crazy porn titles.

Anyway, I had an embarrassing mishap and I think the problem may have stemmed from me not really categorizing these movies as porn. To me, I am having a few drinks and spending quality time with my husband, while poking fun at movies where people happen to be having sex on screen. 

The mishap in question happened when we were over at my inlaws house for dinner one night (do you see where this is going). My father-in-law turned something on the television that reminded me of a scene in one of these movies. It actually had nothing to do with sex, it was some woman in a desert doing something with crystals.

I turn to my husband and say "This is like that movie we were watching last week."

Mr. McKay: I have no idea what you are talking about.

Me: Yes, you do! Remember, it was about that woman, and I can't remember exactly what happened, but she was in the desert. It got weird and we shut it off.

Mr. McKay: Nope, no idea.

He then changes the topic of conversation, but I ended up talking about it a little more to his mom-- who seemed sort of interested. I couldn't place it so I dropped it and thankfully moved on.

A few hours later we're in the car on the way home and it hits me.

Me: Ohmygod! I was talking about a porn!

Mr. McKay: Yep, I knew exactly what you were talking about.

And that is how I ended up explaining the plot of a porn to my mother-in-law. Or at least most of it, the part we watched anyway.

Check out some other blogs too, I think most of them are ahead of me in the alphabet, but I am catching up!

10 comments:

  1. LOL, she is going to have a big "Oh!" moment when she finally figures out what you were talking about!
    :)

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  2. Some day your MIL is going to happen upon something that seems terribly like the movie you were describing and watch it on your recommendation :) Would love to be a fly on the wall!

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  3. Some day your MIL is going to happen upon something that seems terribly like the movie you were describing and watch it on your recommendation :) Would love to be a fly on the wall!

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  4. Bahahaaa, woopsie. That's so something I'd do. And you know, every time your MIL sees a movie even close to the plot she's going to wonder if that's the one you were talking about. :)

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  5. Now that's funny. I wish you would have remembered when you were actually still plugging the movie lol. I'm sure she would have had a lot of questions about why you were changing the subject.

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  6. Oh my gosh! That is classic! I guess it could have been worse if they happened to have known what you were talking about!
    I am guilty of enjoying those cheesy Showtime pornos myself. I can't help it. They are just too much fun!
    Thanks for the post :D

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  7. I am happy to see I am among friends with this one!
    And Jami- I thought the same thing, what if there was some kind of dawning recognition from them?? That would have been weird!

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