Do you ever wonder if other people around you are spankers?
My mind drifts to this topic often (believe it or not).
Working in a retail store I am around people a lot. I can't help but overhear their conversations (or more like, I eavesdrop to make my day interesting).
Couples argue over every day silly things and I often wonder how those arguments get solved when they get home.
People also talk on their cell phones as if no one is listening (word to the wise, everyone is listening, especially your nosy retail clerk).
This is the one sided cell phone conversation I heard that had my mind reeling for hours:
Man in the toothbrush aisle (answers phone): Hey, where are you? I came
I can hear a female voice on the other end- I wonder where she went?
Man: Do you really think that was a good idea?
Oh! Was what a good idea? I hear her laughing through the phone (I should really tell him to turn his volume down)
Man: (sighs) Well that's another demerit against you.
Kinky! Are we really talking about demerits in the toothbrush aisle?
Man: Yeah, that's adding to the 10 you already have. What am I going to do with you?
Hmm, I think I know what you could do with her.
Man: I'll be home soon, can you stay out of trouble?
He walked away after that... but he gave me enough mental fodder to get through the day. Seriously, I want to know what happened when he got home, and did she stay out of trouble? And why did she have demerits??
You cannot talk like this in front of a spanko, it's not good for concentration!