Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Stuffing My Stocking

I hope everyone had a very, Merry Christmas. If you celebrate the holiday, I hope you found some peace and joy.

I thought I would share a highlight from my Christmas morning.

I had some cinnamon buns baking in the oven. Mr. McKay and I had finished opening the bigger gifts and were going through our stockings. His is filled with sexy underwear for me. He stuffs mine with all the things I like- new Christmas socks and gum.

I start to get towards the bottom and he says- "There's a surprise in there I think you're going to like."

Now- he had already told me he was buying me something kinky and I hadn't opened anything kinky yet. So I reach my hand into the bottom of the stocking and pull out a small wrapped package about 6 inches long. It has some weight to it, and it feels pretty thick. When I squeeze it in my hand it gives a little, so I assume it is some sort of silicone. 

You stick something like that in a kinky girl's stocking and what is she going to think it is? Yes, I thought it was a dildo. And I was a little nervous judging by the girth I was holding in my hand.

My inner monologue: "Oh my God, he got me a dildo, and it feels huge. I don't know how enjoyable this will be." I look over and he is smiling and seems so proud of himself. "Well, it's my own fault. I can't drag him into kinkdom and then be upset when I get sex toys in my stocking. I am just going to smile and tell him I love it."

I tentatively tear the paper back, heave out a sigh of relief and start hysterically laughing. This is what I found:
And yes, I do love it. I have a crazy addiction to smoked meats. It was an awesome Christmas surprise!

Oh, I also got some real kinky toys, and a few orgasms before we left to visit family. That's a story for another post!


  1. ROFL!!!!! I got a kinky gift too, but haven't had a chance to use it yet!

  2. Too funny! I didn't get any kinky toys for Christmas, I'll have to wait a bit longer for Valentine's Day. Enjoy your beef log, Casey. LOL

  3. That's awesome! And that was exactly what I was thinking before I saw the picture!!! He's awesome. You're not going to do kinky things to the meat, are you???

  4. My kinky mind wants to ask how you use it...but I won't let it ;)

    Glad you and hubby had fun opening gifts :)