I had the unfortunate mishap of getting one of my books tagged as "adult" over the last few days. I feel like I have been banned to the depths of hell for writing a book with a little bit of dirty, sexy sex in it. Like I got rapped on the knuckles for writing a story about two consenting adults who have a little kinkery in their marriage. Yeah, they're married, they're adults, and they are kinky fuckers. But I'm sure who ever read A Taste of Discipline over at Amazon saw that. Oh, wait, I doubt anyone actually read it.
I thought it was some of my tags and the warning I included in my blurb. So I changed it and then emailed Amazon to say "Oh, hey, someone put this hateful red X on my book, but it is really a sweet story. Consenting adults, love, HEA, all that jazz. So let's fix this, k?"
I got a very unhelpful email back that said I was tagged as "adult" because my book was listed as erotica... well wouldn't someone shopping erotica just assume it had adult content? Sorry, that seems like a no- brainer to me.
Anyway, here is a little bit of this scandalously salacious book I am pushing, that is so over the top erotic that Amazon feels they should shield your virgin minds from it.
Be sure to save the direct link, and email it to all of your friends!
I am trying to find a way out, but on the off chance I cannot- please, share away!
He stepped back from her, urging her right leg up peeling her jeans off her calf, then he did the same to the left. She stood where he left her, pressed up against the island as she watched him fold her jeans. He was behind her again, pulling her headband out of her hair, letting it fall past her shoulders.
Then he slipped a hand down the front of her panties.
"God, you're so wet," he whispered in her ear. "All that talk of being in trouble."
Probably so, he knew what made her tick and for whatever reason, that always did.
"Are you my bad girl? Do you want to be my bad girl tonight? Or my good girl?"
She moaned in response as his fingers worked her clit. Not knowing the right answer. Not knowing what would get her to come quicker. What would get him to spank her the way she wanted?
His hand left her panties and she bit back an expletive, but the whimper escaped before she had a handle on it.
"Not yet." He chuckled as he spoke, obviously amused by her wanton needs.
He put his finger to her lips, "Suck."
She opened her mouth, drawing his digit into her mouth, she could taste her own salty tang on his finger.
Buy this Dirty Book Here
Buy this Dirty Book Here
Sorry that I corrupted you all, please, go about your day! Oh and stop by the rest of the Dungeon Crawlers I am sure they are equally, if not more, salacious than me!